Friday, January 15, 2010

Adam's Family Jewels

A professor of Semitic languages at the American Jewish University in Los Angeles Zevit posits that the Hebrew word tsela (literally "side," but traditionally translated as "rib") employed in Genesis refers in fact to Adam's member.

Zevit, author of the forthcoming What Really Happened in the Garden of Eden?, argues that, etiologically, "rib" doesn't make much sense in a story pregnant with sexual innuendo; nor is there precedent in ancient Near Eastern mythology for it to feature as an instrument of creation. Instead, tsela was likely a euphemism for the baculum, or "penis bone," found in the males of most mammals. The Bible uses various euphemisms for male genitalia but never a specific word: two of them, "bone" and "flesh," in the pertinent verse may be double entendres when Adam welcomes Eve as "bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh" (Gen. 2:23).

Despite macho boasts of having a "boner," there's of course no bone in the human male's reproductive organ. According to John Kaltner, Steven L. McKenzie and Joel Kilpatrick's recently published compendium of titillating biblical tidbits, The Uncensored Bible, where Zevit's suggestion receives prominent treatment, the authors of Genesis believed that the human male lacked this specific part of his anatomy precisely because the first man's had been removed to create Eve.

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