Thursday, August 02, 2007

God Answers Prayers Of Paralyzed Little Boy: 'No' Says God

(The Onion) SAN FRANCISCO -- For as long as he can remember, 7-year-old Timmy Yu has had one precious dream: From the bottom of his heart, he has hoped against hope that God would someday hear his prayer to walk again. Though many thought Timmy's heavenly plea would never be answered, his dream finally came true Monday, when the Lord personally responded to the wheelchair-bound boy's prayer with a resounding no.

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